Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
as a side note pls kill me
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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