She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
