I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Randomize
