i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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