And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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