White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
All I want is dick and wine.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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