I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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