I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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