Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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