I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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