Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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