there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
North Korea, Best Korea!
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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