peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Boobs speak an international language.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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