Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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