Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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