I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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