Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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