Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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