i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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