You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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