How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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