my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
