this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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