we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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