I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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