used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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