im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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