So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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