Midget sex pt 2 tonight
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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