i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
