can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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