real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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