im gay
i know
yea but for you.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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