She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Houston, we have a squirter
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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