I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
You know, be my cock's hype man.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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