Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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