For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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