You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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