Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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