remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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