The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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