i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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