That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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