I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I have post one night stand depression
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize