They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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