You really coming over, don't trick.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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