You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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