When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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