I love watching others lives come down to our level.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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