the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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