i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
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