i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Randomize
