I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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