coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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