That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
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