I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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